Aaahh…Lisboa

Aaahh…Lisbon, the white pearl of Portugal. Lisbon, the place where you can wash your feet in the sof Atlantic, the place where you can go to a bar and listen to fado, the place where you can go to Bairro Alto and buy a beer from one bar and drink it in another, the place where you drink Sagres, the place where you can go eat as much Brazilian meat as you can, the place where you can drink ginjinha at Dom Pedro, the place with two crap football clubs, the place where you can get high all the time, the place where women are difficult yet the men are the easiest ones in the world and furthermore the place where you can buy a Brazilian man-prostitute who tries to look like a woman.

The happy memories from Lisbon rush like a tsunami to my mind. It’s a never-ending trip to my happy place. It always brings a smile and brightness up even the saddest of days.

Obrigado Lisboa! And beware, I will be back…

Salttusinho Fonseca